Texas Beer Rankings
This list ranks all Texas beers reviewed by The Degenerates. This is the home state for one piece of shit Degenerates, so we had to pay homage and do plenty of reviews for our fellow Texans. Dallas will also be the first location for DWD Bars coming in 2026 and beyond. Cheers Degenerates!
- Java The Hutt Stout 903 Brewers – 9.1
- Double IPA 512 Brewing – 8.7
- Sanctimonium True Vine Brewing – 7.5
- Heart O’ Texas Four Corners Brewing – 7.4
- Sasquatch Reserve 903 Brewers – 7.1
- Texas Mude Pie 903 Brewers – 7.0
- Cold Front Lakewood Brewing – 7.0
- La Chingona Four Corners Brewing – 7.0
- Confused Therapist Dust Bowl – 6.8
- Lakewood IPA Lakewood Brewing – 6.8
- Level 4: Boss Fight Lakewood Brewing – 6.8
- Alpha Drop Tupps Brewery – 6.6
- Dream Crusher Deep Ellum Brewing – 6.5
- Say When Saloon Door Brewing – 6.3
- Stash IPA Independence Brewing – 6.3
- Elissa IPA Saint Arnold brewing – 6.2
- Hoppenheimer Manhattan Project – 6.2
- Hop To Be Square Hop & Sting Brewing – 6.2
- Russian Imperial Stout Saint Arnold – 6.2
- Boreal Rays Bing Beer Co. – 6.1
- Dadgum Coffee Rahr Sons & Brewing – 6.1
- Three Star Stout Red Gap Brewing – 5.6
- Can-O-Bliss Oskar Blues Brewing – 5.2
- Thick Haze Oskar Blues Brewery – 5.0

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