Degenerates like to party! We live for those special moments to get together with friends and family to get smashed. It helps us balance the bullshit we endure in every day life – work, marriage, people that can’t drive, children, IG influencers, etc. If you’re looking to host the best parties, you need to give strong consideration towards a kegerator. Your friends will worship the ground you walk on and no one will leave the party with the ability to walk. The price of kegerators may surprise you in a good way. They’re affordable and significantly level up your fun. As you view different models, keep size and features in mind (kinda like dicks and tits/ass when seeking a fuck buddy).
1. KUPPET Beer Kegerator – Full Size Stainless Steel or Black, Compressor Cooling CO2 Regulator Casters, Dual Tap, 6.0 Cu.ft.
Price – $719 This design was a no-brainer for landing the #1 spot. The size of the kegerator is a plus and dual taps dominate the top of our rankings. It’s likely your friends are also Degenerates and you’ll be getting beers at the same time. Avoid the wasting a single second and get that beer in your mouth as fast as possible. This kegerator checks all the boxes and comes in with a good price.
2. Ivation Full Size Kegerator | Dual Tap Draft Beer Dispenser & Universal Beverage Cooler | CO2 Cylinder, Temperature Control, Drip Tray & Rail, Fits 1/2, 1/4 Pony Keg, (2) 1/6 Kegs (Stainless Steel)
Price – $749 Every comment for our #1 kegerator applies to #2. The difference is a slight $30 price increase. Some may prefer the look of this one and pay the extra $30 as it doesn’t have brand insignia, which is a bonus. However, we’re cheap fucks, so we landed this #2 for the price alone. We consider the kegerators interchangeable.
3. EdgeStar KC2000SSTWIN Full Size Stainless Steel Dual Tap Kegerator & Draft Beer Dispenser – Stainless Steel
Price – $659 Here’s another amazing option with dual taps. The price is approachable, but you lose craftsmanship compared to #1 & #2, which both have cleaner designs. With that said, the price drop is worth consideration as the specs are generally the same (size & features)…we did mention we’re cheap fucks.
4. EdgeStar KC2000 Full Size Kegerator and Keg Beer Cooler
Price – $659 The name is a bit deceiving as the capacity is the same as #1-3. We landed this lower on the list since you lose one of the taps, which is a travesty for Degenerate alcoholics. It doesn’t seem logical to us, but some may prefer the single tap, which is why we landed it on our list.
5. EdgeStar KC1000SS Craft Brew Kegerator for 1/6 Barrel and Cornelius Kegs
Price – $429 Here’s the baby back bitch of kegerators. The price is incredible, but the capacity is small. This is a great family option if you’re smashing beers with your spouse. However, you’ll struggle if you invite fellow Degenerates over as the keg will tap in minutes. This model has a niche, but we recommend splurging for a larger design so you’re set for any occasion.
6. Kegerator Beer Dispenser with 2 Tap Towers, Atosa Commercial Keg Cooler Refrigerator, MKC58
Price – $2,652 We close out the list with the Porsche of kegerators. The price is steep, but you increase capacity for two kegs and a total of 4 taps. The rich Degenerates can make the rest of us feel like peasants with this purchase. If you find a friend with one of these, don’t lose them. That sophisticated party animal can buy all the booze and likely supply other drugs. A modern day Robin Hood if you will.